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Fengjie seeks a husband by sending her personal AD,凤姐在美国打的征婚启事。(附修改稿)

凤姐美国哥大征婚,前段时间在微博上看见了一条令我惊愕的消息,消息称凤姐在哥伦比亚大学外面发征婚广告。签证官签过了她,没想到就不打算回来啦。估计那个签证官悔死了吧。凤姐的那张英文征婚广告应该是她本人缩写,可以从传单上清晰看见凤姐体的中式英文。 :mrgreen:

凤姐大学征婚

不知哥大的学生看了作何感想

Fengjie’ Personal Ad of looking for a life partner (original text by Fengjie)

 (凤姐在美国的征婚广告原文)

I’m looking for a Husband now. I am the hottest star from China. My name is luoyufeng (罗玉凤),chinese call me fengjie (凤姐),born 1985. I want my husband very interested in political and Economic, he would like to Dominate the world.

 

I want my Husband like this:

1.    he must Between 25 to 31 years old.

2.    He will Between 5.74 feet to 6.11 feet height.

3.    He must never get married, no children.

4.    He will graduated from a prestigious world, like Harvard, Yale, MIT, West Point, Stanford, Oxon, and so so.

5.    He must has a master’s degree.

6.    He can’t been an Asian.

7.    He would better have a house and a car.

 

I’m born in a poor family in Chongqing. When 16, I come to a Inexpensive Normal school which I never liked. I read a lot of books Between 9 to 20.  I’m Expert in Poetry and prose. In 2006 when I’m 21, I became a Language teacher, in 2008 when I’m 23, I resigned and come to shanghai for a better future, but I can’t get a good job there. There was no way to get more income except publicize myself, so I became the hottest star in china in 2010 when I’m 25. I came to the USA in the same year. Since there is over 300,000 chinese man asked marry me but none of them suitable.

 

Notice:

1.    I’m only 4.82 feet height, but I used to wear a High-heeled shoes. So I always looked like 5.08 feet.

2.    I am from China which Country control Family Planning as their basal policy. I will Follow it, so I only want 2 children if get married.

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下面是同传届的一位人士免费帮忙凤姐修改的征婚启事,可以参阅,权当一种学习吧,哈哈。

Fengjie tones down her brazen requirements in her English ad due to her limited English.  Her personal ad is ridden with grammatical errors, poorly written and stinks of gold-digging. In the spirit of entertainment, I revised her personal ad.   I hope my revision will help her land the perfect husband. The revision is free of charge. If ever Fengjie finds a husband of her dreams, it would be nice for Fengjie and her husband to offer me a round-trip ticket to the US. I will attend the wedding and do some sight-seeing on the side. – Yvonne Liang

 

(免费帮凤姐修改了她的征婚广告。如果凤姐在美国找到如意郎君,一定要包来回机票,请我去美国参加婚礼,让我这个旅游控顺便游一下美国. 根据凤姐的原文,我帮她大大美化了一下她的征婚广告,她的英语实在是太烂,满纸语法错误,写得太赤裸裸,拜金,没内涵的。看我如何化腐朽为神奇 )

 

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Fengjie seeks a husband by sending her personal AD,凤姐在美国打的征婚启事。(附修改稿):目前有4 条留言

  1. 板凳
    漂泊一族:

    漂泊电台 第一期“灰姑娘的流浪日记”今儿上线了,欢迎老朋友聆听漂泊路上的声音。

    2012-02-12 下午 4:52 [回复]
    • Dale:

      嗯,一定的。

      2012-02-12 下午 5:56 [回复]
  2. 沙发
    myswty.com:

    看看人家都出国了!

    2012-02-12 下午 3:55 [回复]
    • Dale:

      呵呵,都不知道签证官怎么放她过去的。。。。

      2012-02-12 下午 5:56 [回复]

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